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Ok so what is it with you celebrities and hot shots lately, you all are more randy than a than a bunch of kids on spring break, and the way you are releasing tapes you’ll be putting Joe Francis (aka Mr Girls Gone Wild) out of business. Kristin Dunst not to be confused with Kirsten Dunst (Mary Jane from Spiderman)or as we all know her Charlotte from Sex in the City is allegedly in a new sex tape. I’ve seen the full picture and yep it certainly looks like Charlotte and yep she’s definitley giving oral sex to someone. If you want the full scoop visit scottfayner.com in all it’s NSFW pictorial glory

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Madonna and Guy Ritchie getting divorced

According to Distilled Madonna is divorcing her husband Guy Ritchie. According to reports the couple have fallen out of love but remain amicable. Here’s where it gets all celebrity weird. The divorce isn’t supposed to happen for another eighteen months.

Apparently Madonna can’t be distracted by personal legal issues for 18 months, she has a new album Hard Candy and concert to work on. While I admire the material girls work ethic, I have to think doesn’t she have “people” who can handle these things for her? If Britney Spears and Kevin Federline who live smack dab in the middle of crazytown at the corner drama street and scandal avenue can get divorced in less than a year, I have to imagine Madonna can too, right …

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Christiane Plante who is the friend of Hulk Hogan’s Daughter Brooke Hogan who according to the Enquirer slept with Hulk Hogan. Ok first off eww, sleeping with your best friends dad is all sorts of weird creepy, no I mean really. And on top of that she was your best friend … Christine I am gravely disappointed in you ….

Ok Hulk Hogan that does officially make you a dog. I get that Linda is more muscular than about 90% of the men on the planet, and she’s not hot unless you like your women looking a little man-ish. Also it’s pretty obvious that Christiane Plante is smokin hot but really now she was your daughters friend. If you needed some that bad you could have just called up Elliot Spitzer he could have totally hooked you up …

more picks after the break

Picture of Christiane Plante who is allegedly having an affair with Hulk Hogan

Picture of Christiane Plante at the Grammy Awards

Photos: Getty Images

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So we’re reaching outside of our normal celebrity gossip subject to say hey Governor Elliot Spitzer what were ya thinkin’ man? In case you been under a rock Elliot Spitzer was implicated in a prostitution ring scandal visiting some Washington DC Escorts to the tune of $5500 an hour. Turns out this might not have been the Governors first visit as he had a credit associated with his account. As of the writing of this post Spitzer has yet to resign, but polls show 90% of New Yorkers think he should resign, no word on whether the other 10% are “working girls” hoping to book an hour at the $5500 rate

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According to news stories making the rounds today American Idol contestant David Hernandez was a stripper. The story goes that David worked at Dick’s Cabaret, which catered to mostly male gay client

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What ‘choo talkin’ bout Willis? It seems that Gary Coleman secretly married Shannon Prince last August on her 22nd birthday. I have to say I find the whole thing completely crazy. I mean she wasn’t even born when he was remotely cool, and it’s not like he’s got any money, so what can she see in Gary …

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Everyone’s favorite attention whore hotel heiress Paris Hilton somehow managed to dance her way onto the stage at a 50 Cent pre superbowl party in Phoenix earlier this week. 50 Cent was not to thrilled to be sharing the stage with the champagne in a can spoke model and told her “Get off my cameras” and “Get the f** off the stage”. This public humiliation was too much for the internet porn star innocent debutante who left the stage in tears.

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Well at least this time she remembered to wear her underwear, which were powder blue if you really need to see.

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